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skinnyjeansandbaggytees:

Say he don’t like ‘em boney, he wants something he can grab" // "Fuck those skinny bitches, fuck those skinny bitches in the club” - Nicki Minaj, Anaconda

She says, “Boys like a little more booty to hold at night”. You know I won’t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll" - Meghan…

I’m not sure I do.

(Source: pondragon)

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

(Source: best-of-memes)

rottentomatoes:

"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
        But life’s giving us a chance.”

Certified Fresh at 92%

(Source: peterquill)

fairytrainer:

i’m irish and the bae’s pakistani so our sex is always followed by pangs of religious guilt and a vague urge to destroy british infrastructure

orgasmictipsforgirls:

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

sassybrain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE JAMES DEEN AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

This is fucking brilliant.

all my porn comments
are neat, elegant haikus
thats just how i roll

- haiku_holly

(Source: sassy-brain)

Is the wooden sound you, or the desk?

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